As I'm putting together next Monday's Discovery Group study of John 8:12, I came across the below. I liked it so I thought I'd share it. You may have already read these before.

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: How many can you afford?

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but the bulb has got to really WANT to change.

Q: How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; real men are not afraid of the dark.

Q: How many Floridians does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Don’t know for sure; they are still counting.

Q: How many Charismatics does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten; one to change the bulb and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.

Q: How many TV evangelists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One; but for the light to continue, send in your donation today.

Q: How many members of a church does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Ten; one to actually change the light bulb and nine to say how much they liked the old one.